Disgust: Big East Conference Style

College basketball season is officially underway.  While Georgetown University — an institution that not only promotes, but also funds Kardashian weddings — will need to wait until Friday to implode its 2009-2010 campaign, much of the rest of the Big East Conference will start in earnest in the next day or two.

Accordingly, to prepare yourself for inevitable truth-dispensing conversations with those that chose to not align their allegiances with Syracuse University, Hoya Suxa provides the following instructional videos:

Evil Twin Generator of Big East Coaches (Part I)

Evil Twin Generator of Big East Coaches (Part II)

Boeheim > Thompsons

Jim Boeheim Career Wins: 800

John Thompson, Jr. Career Wins: 596

John Thompson, III Career Wins: 184

That’s right.  Jesus Boeheim has 20 more wins than Big John and Junior’s Junior combined.

Dateline: Destruction

Syracuse University — an oasis of morality and ethics in a desert of chicanery and fabrication — begins its 2009-2010 hardwood campaign this evening against the University of Albany.

While this is a time of great anticipation for Otto’s Army, it is important to keep perspective.  Syracuse maintains a single institutional purpose: to eradicate the stain of Georgetown University.  Accordingly, Hoya Suxa proudly presents this year’s Portrait of Schadenfreude:

May its reign be long and merry.

You People Have Problems

Today’s top-five searches that resulted in a solid Hoya Suxa hit:

It’s good to know that Hoya Suxa beats science.  And bestiality.