The Internet is one handy, dandy information machine. Utilizing powerful search engines that simultaneously steal your identity and point you in the direction of fantastic viral videos, you can find all kinds of vitally important information. For instance:
Unfortunately, if you input any of these searches, you will not find this blog. It’s a shame, but Google has yet to update its engine so that Hoya Suxa appears first on every search ever created.
If, however, you input the title to this essay into a handy, dandy Internet search tool, you will find this blog. In fact, some proud soul recently asked himself the very question posed in the title of this essay and asked the Internet to give him divine intervention.
The Internet’s answer?
Yup, you guessed it. Hoya Suxa.
This is both a proud day for me as a writer respected Internet celebrity, and further emboldens my belief that the world needs to know why Georgetown is evil and frequently engages in egregious animal testing and child endangerment. Thank you, anonymous Internet query searcher; your search for enlightenment will be rewarded ten times over.
God Bless Google, and God Bless WordPress’s ”blog stats” module.
March 25, 2008 at 10:51 pm |
And this is why you need to keep up the good work. I just laughed out loud no less than three times. Which I needed at this point after the unmentioned event that happened on ESPN at 7pm.
March 26, 2008 at 1:23 pm |
Haha well done. Yes please keep up the good work. The stuff you’ve written is some of the funniest stuff I’ve read in awhile.
March 28, 2008 at 4:55 pm |
But Matt, is hating Georgetown for me too?
April 1, 2008 at 12:44 pm |
Hating Georgetown is not only for you, but actually encoded in your DNA. Like breathing and ‘rustling up some grub,’ a solid Georgetown hate is equal to 12 bowls of Total in the morning.