Syracuse has rocked its opponent’s balls all season long and has rightfully taken its place at the top of the Nike/Inside Lacrosse Media Poll.
Next up for the Orange: Invading Canada and rocking that country’s balls day-in and day-out. There is nothing left for Syracuse to accomplish in this country on the lacrosse field; it is now time for worldwide domination and lacrosse stick-fueled political coups.
Georgetown — home to the National Laboratory for Inferior Research and Second Fiddling – claims the fifth position. Syracuse annihilated the Hoyas 9-8 three weeks ago. Georgetown head coach Dave Urick was seen leaving the field after his team’s throttling at the hands of the Orange with tears in his eyes and an invitation to visit with Dateline NBC’s Chris Hansen.
Johns Hopkins — Baltimore’s finest blight on the city — checks in at number 10. Reports indicate that the National Center for Disease Control has put a quarantine on the Johns Hopkins campus in an effort to contain the pure mediocrity seeping out of Homewood Field.
