Presumably, you are a very wealthy and attractive Syracuse alumnus and/or supporter of the University. Syracuse does not accept nor solicits the support of functional drains on society — such is the realm of the University of Connecticut — and therefore, I assume that you, kind reader, are of great intellectual capacity.
It is with this premise that I introduce the Hoya Suxa Book Club.
The common constituent of Orange Nation should not only harbor a strong, unyielding hate for Georgetown, but should also remain armed with the tools necessary to combat the Hoya Heathens. In order to carry out this crusade, I highly recommend this tome of incredible importance:
I Hate Georgetown: 303 Reason Why You Should, Too.
Reading is officially awesome again.
