Syracuse fans, inherently, love America. As a result, you should file your federal and state income tax returns today. Without your support, this country cannot subsidize important things like a tax-free internet and scientific funding that Johns Hopkins will squander away.
So, do the right thing: underreport your income and overreport your deductions. It’s your duty and, more importantly, your right as an American.
April 15, 2008 at 4:53 pm |
My dad’s an accountant, I’ve never had to worry about tax day and probably won’t have to for the next 30-40 years.
April 17, 2008 at 6:32 pm |
So does it mean that you are done with tax season so you can focus all your energy on the blog, instead of stupid people’s tax problems?
April 18, 2008 at 1:57 pm |
Taxes? If crazy cabbie doesn’t have to pay taxes, neither do I!
NOTE TO IRS – this is a joke.
April 20, 2008 at 9:41 pm |
Busy Season = Over.
Drinking Season = Beginning.
Laughing at Hopkins = Spring Fever.