Hate Hopkins: The Road Trip

The “Train of Disdain” is officially departing from its Connecticut station. 

Destination:  Foxborough, Massachusetts.

Mission: Field work consisting of proving the phenomenon of general jackassery amongst the population of Johns Hopkins athletic supporters. 

Methods: Collection of visual and anecdotal evidence.  Observing the gravitas of the Johns Hopkins mullet in its unnatural habitat.  Dangerously high consumption of adult beverages to gauge the Blue Jays reaction to auditory remarks of general nonsense and humiliation.

Locale: Gillette Stadium and its surrounding parking lots.

Assumptions of Behavior: Continued bemoanment of why the NCAA would make Mid-Atlantic residents drive to beautiful and scenic New England.  Likely expectation of destruction due to significant deficiencies attendant in preferred team’s athletic abilities.