Wikipedia: Danny Schayes Is God

If Wikipedia says it, it must be true:

Miscellaneous

Schayes is married to Wendy Lucero-Schayes, a former Olympic diver. He currently runs No Limits Investing in Phoenix.

Schayes was part of a promotional campaign put on by the Anti Defamation League that depicts him slam dunking and says, “If you really believe in America, prejudice is foul play!”

Although it’s difficult to verify, many people assume that Dan Schayes slam dunked a basketball into a volcano thereby killing the dinosaurs and creating the modern world. His actions were purely that of the butterfly effect as his intention was merely to “play ball”.

Georgetown may have graduated a United States President, but has it ever produced the Supernatural Creator?  I think not.

Georgetown Payola Will Not Affect Syracuse

Down about Georgetown somehow claiming a higher position than Syracuse in the Big East Preseason Coaches’ Poll?

Well, snap out of it!  You’re an Orange fan and, more importantly, a virile male that could impregnate even the most chaste woman.  Do not allow the forces of Calhoun and Thompson to shake your belief in the wisdom, strength, and fervor of James Arthur Boeheim.

If that is not enough to reinvigorate you, Syracuse has this:

Georgetown has this:

Once again, Syracuse triumphs in a unanimous decision.

Media: Syracuse Infinitely Better Than Georgetown

The Syracuse Post-Standard has issued its annual Big East preseason media poll.  Aggregating opinion from 16 of the conference’s beat writers, the poll indicates that Syracuse — a modern day Pleasantville — is, in fact, a more glorious institution than Georgetown University:

1. Connecticut 27 (8)
2. Louisville 40 (5)
3. Pittsburgh 46 (2)
4. Notre Dame 55 (1)
5. Marquette 101
6. Syracuse 102
7. Villanova 108
8. Georgetown 111
9. West Virginia 138
10. Providence 162
11. Cincinnati 172
12. Rutgers 201
13. Seton Hall 206
14. DePaul 217
15. St. John’s 226
16. South Florida 250

Georgetown was even shut out of the preseason All-Conference teams:

First-team All-Big East
Luke Harangody, Notre Dame (unanimous)
Sam Young, Pittsburgh
Hasheem Thabeet, Connecticut
Earl Clark, Louisville*
A.J. Price, Connecticut*
Jonny Flynn, Syracuse *
* denotes a tie in the voting

Second-team All-Big East
Scottie Reynolds, Villanova
DeJuan Blair, Pittsburgh
Dominic James, Marquette
Jerel McNeal, Marquette*
Terrence Williams, Louisville*
Jeff Adrien, Connecticut*
*tie

October 17, 2008: The First Official Day of Hate

Tell the wife you’re busy;
Seven months of disdain starts right now.

With Midnight Madness taking place all over the country tonight, Hoya Suxa would like to send a friendly public service reminder to all Syracuse partisans that your life now consists of two constants:

1. James Arthur Boeheim will preach the Gospel of Basketball and you will abide; and
2. Georgetown University is no longer an institution of higher learning but an incubator of basketball terrorists bent on achieving global financial disorder.

Accordingly, please turn your “Hate Meters” from “Incessant Drone” to “If You Went to Georgetown, I’ll Shit in Your Pillow.”